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A l’a Carte:
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Harry Potter
General Obnoxiousness
&amp;
A misspelled word, or two.</description><title>Victoria</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @victoriafalls)</generator><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Sometimes the clothes at gap kids are too flashy so I have to go to the American Girl store and..."</title><description>“Sometimes the clothes at gap kids are too flashy so I have to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Angela-the office&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53330277603</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53330277603</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:14:11 -0400</pubDate><category>best line of angelas ever!</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae4bb7cfe81548fafe702fa28fc2c703/tumblr_mokns1BBMk1swp1k2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53320296692</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53320296692</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:59:07 -0400</pubDate><category>someday</category></item><item><title>12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.&#13;</title><description>12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
45-year-old woman: I just had my first child. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53314624079</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53314624079</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:35:09 -0400</pubDate><category>fucking society.</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh28mxLTR21qgzqnco1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53252579770</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53252579770</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:11:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thefrogman:

By Tree [tumblr | twitter]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupkhwO4771qbpbkmo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/53207688003/by-tree-tumblr-twitter" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;By Tree [&lt;a href="http://frightfullytreeish.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblr&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/sittingina"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53224803333</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53224803333</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:38:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1h12i0GrC1qjzup5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53224776479</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53224776479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:38:27 -0400</pubDate><category>hannah. we need this for our future gnome gardens!</category></item><item><title>men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.&#13;</title><description>men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53224233662</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53224233662</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:31:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04891f603e34d483529149bf5ba85af0/tumblr_mn0myxqI3M1qzmfxbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3044bb9607ce77211438eeef3aac9b08/tumblr_mn0myxqI3M1qzmfxbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53197703677</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53197703677</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:00:03 -0400</pubDate><category>me too lucielle</category><category>me too</category></item><item><title>So I was on my last pack of birth control pills and so I realized it was finally time to schedule an...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So I was on my last pack of birth control pills and so I realized it was finally time to schedule an appt with my OB-GYN and the receptionist bitched me out reminding me that I was supposed to schedule back in April. &lt;br/&gt;
So my doctor is now booked up for four months. My appt is in October. &lt;br/&gt;
This is what I get for wanting a woman to look at my lady parts instead of a man. &lt;br/&gt;
So dumb. Why are there not more female OB-GYNs&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53195819924</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53195819924</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:22:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m having this odd stomach pain.  Also I fell asleep finally around 4:30 am and my alarm woke...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m having this odd stomach pain.  Also I fell asleep finally around 4:30 am and my alarm woke me up at 7:30. And my mom wanted to make me a bagel and I just don&amp;#8217;t want it. I just don&amp;#8217;t want to deal with the world today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53191754181</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53191754181</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:48:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I hate the character of Michael Scott so much. 
He is such an ass.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I hate the character of Michael Scott so much. &lt;br/&gt;
He is such an ass.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53179002113</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53179002113</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:39:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I can&amp;#8217;t sleep. 
I have to wake up early for work and I just don&amp;#8217;t want to. 
I&amp;#8217;m...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I can&amp;#8217;t sleep. &lt;br/&gt;
I have to wake up early for work and I just don&amp;#8217;t want to. &lt;br/&gt;
I&amp;#8217;m hungry also.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53176094378</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53176094378</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:42:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Staying up late makes me sad</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Staying up late makes me sad&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53174478382</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53174478382</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:14:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Watching The Office. 
End of season 2. 
Jim &amp;amp; Pam. 
Oh my god.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Watching The Office. &lt;br/&gt;
End of season 2. &lt;br/&gt;
Jim &amp;amp; Pam. &lt;br/&gt;
Oh my god.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53173390291</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53173390291</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:57:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>respect-the-hive:

we’re all alright </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkxjsCnRi1qehgc3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://respect-the-hive.tumblr.com/post/53130887782/were-all-alright" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;respect-the-hive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;we’re all alright &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53137747099</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53137747099</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:38:22 -0400</pubDate><category>id give anything to hang out in that basement</category></item><item><title>Happy Father’s Day!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f15616750b8424af6d52126cfca86a4/tumblr_mohy1gtTbE1qcs9qho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Father’s Day!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53124267892</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53124267892</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:32:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thefrogman:

For Lack of a Better Comic by Jacob Andrews...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dbae281ea55b21d760532809c86652e/tumblr_mo1jqaIZzA1qardsjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/53036832900/for-lack-of-a-better-comic-by-jacob-andrews"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;For Lack of a Better Comic&lt;/strong&gt; by Jacob Andrews [&lt;a href="http://forlackofabettercomic.com/"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://forlackofabettercomic.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblr&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/FLoaBComic"&gt;twitter&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53080022106</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53080022106</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:59:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>About this Alex Day thing&amp;#8230;
It was Alex Day. 
He is kinda an ass. I&amp;#8217;ve always known this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;About this Alex Day thing&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;
It was Alex Day. &lt;br/&gt;
He is kinda an ass. I&amp;#8217;ve always known this and I&amp;#8217;ve always liked/supported him despite that. I just can&amp;#8217;t see why people are still going on about this. I feel like lots of people who have an issue with this are not the people who where following him back when he was an angry kid who just bitched about everything. &lt;br/&gt;
He is not the leading authority on anything but his music. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unpopular Opinion: get the fuck over it, he has openly apologized.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53079870382</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53079870382</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:57:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created."</title><description>“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Yoko Ono, 1977&lt;/strong&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aclockworkorange.tumblr.com/"&gt;aclockworkorange&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53079233494</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53079233494</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:47:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bf6920067a0e018e5b27f9ed6d98256/tumblr_mjbi9xv7Zw1rz41lqo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1eff7d33a2c95510dfd3a90979cb13a6/tumblr_mjbi9xv7Zw1rz41lqo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53078904933</link><guid>http://victoriafalls.tumblr.com/post/53078904933</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:42:02 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
