May 22nd, 2013

sesamestreet:

Today Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit educational organization behind Sesame Street, announced a multi-year partnership with Teaching Strategies, the educational company that publishes The Creative Curriculum and Teaching Strategies GOLD

Learn more at http://sesameworkshop.org/school

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May 21st, 2013

My fucking clepto brother stole my otter box.

I’m pissed off. I had been using another case of mine for awhile so I had been keeping my otter box in a drawer where I kept like my extra wallets and some of my medications.
I go into that drawer tonight and the rubber part for the outside of my otter box is missing.
That fucking asshole came into my room while I was at work and stole it out of my room. From a drawer where I keep things like medication and my checkbook and just things I don’t want laying around.
And then on top of that when I went to get it back from him when he got home from work its already torn to hell. That’s bullshit. He has gone through four different otter boxes now. I’ve had one. That one that he has ruined in a matter of two days. Two fucking days.
He owes me a new one. Those arnt cheap. And I know they won’t replace it because it is torn to pieces. This pisses me off. That was an expensive phone case that has only lasted me 11 months because he is a careless little thief.
He now has to buy me the purple one. Douchenozzle

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

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May 20th, 2013
animumdebesmutarenoncaelum:

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

Oh lawd

animumdebesmutarenoncaelum:

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

Oh lawd

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badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

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I just found this guy on Vine. He is fucking hilarious.

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May 19th, 2013
Ahh you can’t see my cute curly hair in this selfie.

Ahh you can’t see my cute curly hair in this selfie.